Pam’s Best Lines in Season 8

Seems like a basic reward system where you give us points, and then we redeem those points for prizes.

Yeah. I think you should call social services.

And then on the weekends, would you hacky sack back to reality and spend time with your wife and kids?

Well in your fantasy we're Stephen King characters.

Because I'm never gonna act like that, even in your fantasy.

Jim doesn't let me wash his NFL jersey during the playoffs. How is this any less logical?

Let's see. Andy has been manager for a hundred and five days. Which means I've heard 'Closing Time' a hundred and five times. Still don't know the words. Tah wa Ta way hm hm home and home and home.

Ok Oh that was just me. Pregnant Pam. And I make sounds much worse than this.

The thing about pregnancy is people treat you differently. Like you're a kid almost. They lose all sense of boundaries. They start acting weird, telling you things that clearly aren't true. I know it sounds nuts, but I think Dwight is the only one who's telling me the truth.

I know it's wrong to fake going into labor just to get out of things, but sometimes it's necessary.

I was going to say good because I'll have all the help I need?

Oscar thinks that having a dog is just like having a baby.

No. We're gonna make it like a prank. Like order bad food, give her this passive-aggressive card.

Fair enough. Um... I don't think you're a very good person. And forgive me, but I feel like I've said this to you before: I don't like you very much.

"Kapoor and ka-desperate, he watches."

Well, a gay man would not leave the store wearing those shoes!