People are really into the costume contest this year. Might have something to do with the prize, maybe you've heard of it. The 2011 Scranton Wilkes-Barre coupon book worth over fifteen thousand dollars in savings!

Dwight Threatens Strangler Arrests Everyone

Jim: Stop.

Dwight: Too late! If I was the real Scranton Strangler, you'd be so strangled right now. If you're out there, strangler, you will get caught! By me.

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Pam

PamS07E06“Costume Contest”

Creed: Hey hey hey, quiet, here she comes! Did you hear about that Danny guy? Heard he used to date Pam.

Jim Explains Ancient Pam Danny History

Jim: So four years ago, when I was in Stamford, Connecticut, and dating someone else, Pam went on two dates with Danny. Which was obviously the greatest love story ever told, given how much people are walking on eggshells around us.

We were basically Romeo and Juliet.

Jim: That's right.

Pam: Except where Juliet doesn't have that great a time and Romeo doesn't call back after two dates.

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Pam

PamS07E06“Costume Contest”

Pam: We were basically Romeo and Juliet.

Jim: That's right.

Except where Juliet doesn't have that great a time and Romeo doesn't call back after two dates.

Jim: Yikes.

Pam: But I've learned to love again. He's a cartoon sailor.

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Pam

PamS07E10“China”

Pam: We need everything back the way it was.

Dwight: You don't wanna move. Moving is one of the most stressful things you can do in life. You'll probably just take it out on your kid. Jim will turn to the drink. The family will fall apart, and twenty five years from now, Cece will become world famous... for stripping.

That's a sad story. I have another one. We move, the other tenants follow, the bank takes the building, takes your farm, takes your car and beats the crap out of you. Penniless, you die, and my daughter Cece dances on your grave... fully clothed.

Michael Takes China Quiz

Ryan: Where is Tibet?

Michael: Pass.

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Pam

PamS07E14“The Search”

Pam: Understood.

Jim: And his wallet and phone are on the seat next to me.

Got it. I will put out a A.P.B. Otherwise known as a "Ask Pam Beasley". ... Did the phone cut off?

Jim: Nope.

Pam: Alright, just call me after the doctor.

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Pam

PamS07E16“Threat Level Midnight”

Pam: We're all in it, from like years and years ago. It's like a home movie.

Jim: Yeah, if Michael Scott did your home movie!

Michael screened a work in progress for us, years ago, and it didn't go well. We thought it was a comedy. Everything pointed to it being a comedy.

Pam: We'd love to see it!

Michael: Sweet, I will go invite Holly.

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Pam

PamS07E18“Garage Sale”

Pam: And I've always believed that we should all be involved in everyone's personal lives, in a very major way.

Michael: Yes. Thank you.

So about this proposal thing...

Michael: No, no, no, no. My minds made up I am not going to change my mind you can't talk me out of it.

Pam: Michael, she's perfect for you.

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Pam

PamS07E18“Garage Sale”

Oscar: No.

Michael: Is she not going to like that?

No she's going to love it so I think you can keep the proposal simple. You know like when Jim proposed. He just he got down on one knee and he told me that he loved me and he asked me to marry him and it was perfect.

Oscar: Where was that.

Jim: At a gas station.

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Pam

PamS07E22“The Inner Circle”

Deangelo: Feel that connection? Don't move your head. Please. Thank you. Oh! Big hand for Phyllis! That took a lot of guts! Ho! I'm Deangelo Vickers, thank you so much, hope you learned something.

Kevin: Didn't drop a single ball!

Women Confront Deangelo's Sexism