Oscar’s Best Lines in Season 7

I guess you could say I'm still in costume. I'm a rational consumer.

Wanna know how to do it? Here's how you do it. Take her out to dinner. Go down on one knee. If you are in costume, you did something wrong. If at any point you find yourself tying a ring to a dogs collar, stop, and look at yourself.

The analytical part of me wants to examine it, but I know it has no content.

Ah, my favorite part of an ice cream party. The bagel chips.

It was an amateur production, technically.

It's hard to judge ourselves accurately, isn't it.

Everyone realizes that this coupon book isn't actually worth fifteen thousand dollars, right? You'd have to spend two hundred thousand dollars on crap you don't actually need to get fifteen thousand dollars worth of benefits. I'm not the only one who sees this, right?

That's a great name. You're hilarious. A plus!

Stupid coupon booklet. Have you seen my costume? I'm a rational consumer.

Actually, that's not true. I know the figure you're referring to, and it's a projection of fifteen years from now.

Do you really think that manufacturing is a relevant indicator of where the world economy's heading in 2011? Do you know the comparative expansion of say the information sector? I'd say that's far more relevant. Wouldn't you?

Oh, you mean the state senator. I'm sorry, I was confused, because you accidentally wrote 'the senator'.

Michael how's this supposed to work? Packer's gonna keep saying terrible things, and then he's just gonna make half-assed apologies. And we're back to square one.

Angela's engaged to a gay man. As a gay man, I'm horrified. As a friend of Angela's, horrified. As a lover of elegant weddings, I'm a little excited. But overall, horrified.