S08E20 — Welcome Party · 22 lines
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 Pam | “Hey Jim. Stanley's back from the hospital today. Can you sign his card?” | 0:02 |
 Jim | “Oh, great. "Glad they didn't mix up your tonsillectomy with a moustachectomy." Oh that's not good.” | |
 Phyllis | “Oh, because your jokes are all hilarious.” | 0:16 |
| Pam | “It's nice. It's funny. It mentions his tonsillectomy and makes a funny little joke about his moustache.” | 0:18 |
| Jim | “Stanley doesn't have a moustache.” | 0:22 |
| Pam | “Yeah he does.” | 0:25 |
 Oscar | “Pam, hit the brakes. Stanley does not have a moustache. I misspoke. I'm not sure. I think he has one, now that- I think he has a moustache.” | 0:27 |
| Pam | “Okay, Phyllis sits across from him every day. Phyllis, does he have a moustache or not?” | 0:37 |
| Phyllis | “Oh, I don't know. Now I think he doesn't.” | |
| Pam | “Phyllis! What are you talking- The whole card depends on this!” | 0:37 |
| Jim | “Okay, the man's worked here for 25 years. How can none of us picture his face?” | 0:47 |
 Angela | “'Cause we come here to do our jobs. We don't stick our noses in other people's business.” | |
| Pam | “Okay, which one of these looks more right?” | 0:54 |
 Dwight | “Neither of those looks like any person that has ever existed or been dreamt of in the history of human insanity. That said, the one on the left.” | 0:57 |
 Gabe | “Guys, that's the elevator. What if it's him?” | |
| Jim | “Okay, quick. Who says moustache?” | 1:08 |
| Dwight | “Yep.” | 1:11 |
| Jim | “Who says no moustache?” | |
| Gabe | “Ah! Ha ha ha!” | |
| Phyllis | “He does have a moustache.” | |
| Dwight | “Yes!” | 1:11 |
| Pam | “Welcome back, Stanley.” | 1:27 |