S07E05 — The Sting · 76 lines
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Dwight Plans The Sting OperationWatch S07E05 on Prime Video | ||
 Dwight | “What I am about to show you is of the utmost secrecy.” | 0:00 |
 Jim | “Is that your office?” | 0:00 |
| Dwight | “Yes, Jim. And with a little tweaking, it becomes a different office. We lure Danny to it and watch him sell.” | 0:05 |
 Phyllis | “Uh...” | |
 Stanley | “I'm outta here.” | |
| Phyllis | “This is weird.” | 0:13 |
 Michael | “You know what this is? This is a stinger.” | 0:14 |
| Jim | “A what?” | |
| Michael | “Like the movie.” | 0:18 |
| Jim | “I think you mean The Sting.” | 0:19 |
| Michael | “Paul Newman, Robert Redford. They're bank robbers.” | 0:21 |
| Jim | “Nope. Different movie.” | |
| Dwight | “The Sting. The Sting.” | |
Jim Explains Meredith's Perfect TimingWatch S07E05 on Prime Video | ||
| Jim | “Meredith was the perfect choice to play the head of the company. Her lunch break lined up with our appointment with Danny and...that's it. That's really all we were looking for.” | 0:35 |
Danny Meets Fake Executive MeredithWatch S07E05 on Prime Video | ||
 Danny | “Danny Cordray. It's great to meet you.” | 0:40 |
 Meredith | “Meredith Van Helsing. Pleased to meet you.” | 0:47 |
| Jim | “Meredith Van Helsing?” | 0:47 |
| Dwight | “Van Helsing was a respected professor before he was a vampire killer.” | 0:47 |
| Jim | “Okay. But what is he more famous for?” | 0:53 |
| Michael | “Shhh! Hey! That's my mug.” | |
| Jim | “You know this isn't real TV, right?” | 0:59 |
| Michael | “Yes.” | 1:01 |
Danny Charms Meredith at DeskWatch S07E05 on Prime Video | ||
| Danny | “I'm gonna take off my coat, if you don't mind. It's a bit warm in here.” | 1:01 |
| Meredith | “Hel-lo!” | |
| Michael | “Oh, no, no. No. Don't-” | 1:02 |
| Dwight | “People can't keep their true natures hidden for long, and this guy is smoldering like a tire fire.” | 1:11 |
| Michael | “Testify.” | 1:15 |
| Jim | “Okay, he's not that good-looking. I don't understand why everybody's obsessed with this-” | 1:16 |
| Michael | “Yeah, he is that good-looking.” | |
| Dwight | “He's very, very handsome.” | |
| Michael | “Okay.” | 1:16 |
| Meredith | “That's a great set of shoulder's you got there. What is that...Genetics? Creatine? Sorry. Yeah?” | 1:17 |
| Michael | “Pull it together, all right? Stop lookin' at him.” | 1:30 |
| Meredith | “I'm sorry. You're here to sell me some paper.” | 1:34 |
| Danny | “Well, actually, uh... no, Miss Van Helsing, that's not why I'm here. I'm here to meet you, see if we'd be a, you know, good fit.” | 1:38 |
| Meredith | “What do you mean?” | 1:47 |
| Michael | “Oh...my god! He's making her sell to him.” | |
Danny Flirts Intensely with MeredithWatch S07E05 on Prime Video | ||
| Danny | “We should think of this as a first date. And I think it's going very well, how 'bout you?” | 1:52 |
| Meredith | “Real well. Uh...feels more like a third date to me.” | 1:58 |
| Danny | “Well, we'll get this...” | 1:58 |
Jim Recruits Oscar as ReplacementWatch S07E05 on Prime Video | ||
| Jim | “You're an exec at Pennsylvania Solartech and-” | 2:25 |
 Oscar | “That sounds fake.” | 2:33 |
| Jim | “What do you mean?” | |
| Dwight | “I told you! You're an exec at Stark Industries, a corporation you inherited from your father-” | 2:34 |
| Jim | “Will you stop? Stop it, stop it. Here's the story-they need Meredith somewhere else asap, okay?” | |
| Oscar | “Okay.” | |
| Jim | “So you're taking over. You just gotta get her out of there as soon as you can.” | 2:34 |
| Oscar | “All right. I can do that. Then what?” | 2:44 |
| Dwight | “Then make him pitch to you.” | 2:45 |
| Jim | “Yes.” | |
| Dwight | “We gotta see what he's got.” | 2:47 |
| Jim | “Exactly. You can do this.” | |
| Dwight | “Okay, and remember-you're not gay.” | 2:49 |
| Jim | “Stop it! It's gonna be great.” | 2:50 |
| Oscar | “Okay.” | |
| Jim | “And listen if anything else happens, just...roll with it.” | |
Oscar Pretends to Be ManuelWatch S07E05 on Prime Video | ||
| Oscar | “Meredith, I-” | 2:58 |
Ryan Becomes New Fake ExecutiveWatch S07E05 on Prime Video | ||
| Dwight | “Okay. You're a young hotshot from Stark Industries. You've just bought this company. Meredith is fired. It's a whole new regime. He's gotta pitch to you now.” | 3:16 |
 Ryan | “Okay. Stark Industries isn't real. I run Google. Larry and Sergey brought me in-” | 3:23 |
| Jim | “Great. Sounds awesome. Just have him pitch to you.” | 3:27 |
| Michael | “Don't let us down.” | 3:29 |
| Ryan | “Will do. Won't do.” | 3:30 |