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Michael quote from S04E03_04 “Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)”

“I don't want to grow weird sperm in case we ever want to have kids.”

Michael S04E03_04 · “Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)”

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